First Date

First Date



We arranged to have a first date,
The excitement was intense,
As we faced each other in the park
She seemed a little tense,

I think I made her nervous,
She had a silly grin,
Her leg was shaking just a bit,
I got beneath her skin,

I couldn't see why she would be,
So anxious with me there,
I sidled up against her,
And fondled with her hair,

Her breathing it was shallow,
Some sweat dripped from her brow,
My hand ran up her leg a little,
I think I heard her growl,

It was so good to see her,
I thought she think that too,
But her pulse it was a racin,'
I think she's got the flu!,

I put my arms around her,
And pressed myself up close,
Just to give her comfort,
But she's almost comatose!,

Her breathing's coming heavy,
I'd better call the doc,
When I massaged both her shoulders,
Her heart it nearly stopped,

I kissed her on the cheek,
And told her she'd be fine,
I pressed my head against her breast,
Her knees did double time,

It didn't matter what I did,
To try to make her better,
I stroked, I kissed, I fondled,
She just got hotter and hotter,

Well as I tended for her,
And tried to quell her fire,
The doc said not to worry,
It's a thing that's called desire.